JOKE OF THE DAY

Sir William Golding may have been an “oldie,” but he managed to condense a lifetime of experience with women into one brilliant summary statement.
“I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men; they are far superior and always have been.  Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.  If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.  If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.  If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.  If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.  She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.  So, if you give her any crap, be prepared to receive a ton of shit!”